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@apocalypsedad

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because they 'arrr'?

[apocalypsedad]

Nope.

They can hit the high Cs.

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[ ellie shakes her head, exhaling a small laugh before replying: ] that was pretty good

i've got one, if you're ready for it

[apocalypsedad]

Not sure I'm ready, but shoot.

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why don't anteaters get sick?

@armd

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You think I don't have the balls to pay a tab with Sacagawea dollar coins? [ it's rhetorical because she absolutely will and she has no problems with it. ellie lives to cause problems. ] Whiskey because I'm ready to get shitfaced and impart my obviously brilliant relationship wisdom on you.

thanks the top level image made me laugh so hard

[armd]

(abby snorts, mimes covering ellie's mouth with her palm.) Could you keep it on the down low until we actually have to pull it off?

(just the worst.

she is gonna put in an order for the two of them.) Whiskey it is. Definitely gonna need it before I think about listening to any of your wisdom.

lol the one in your profile is honestly perf

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[ ellie lets out a small laugh and bats abby's hand away. ] Fine but only because I still wanna be served.

[ abby says the worst, ellie says the best and she knows that's what abby actually means. mostly, she's just here to cause problems and have fun. ]

Hey! [ she says looking offended. ] I've had... at least one successful relationship. [ and even she knows it's because dina is a saint. ]

it's simply the entire game

[armd]

(look, if ellie wants to cause problems on purpose that is all well and fine, abby's just looking out for number one, here. also, ellie is a close friend blah and abby cares deeply about her blah blah blah; this is simply the way that she shows that. by being rude.)

Oh, shit.

(she drops her forehead onto the bar top with a grunt.) Fine. That's one more than I ever have.

legit tho

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[ and ellie shows affection by making life hard for the people she loves. it's why they get along so well. ]

You're doing...... [ ellie pauses for a dramatically long time. ] okay with Owen. [ she grins at abby, knowing full well she's being a shit. ]

But let's get drunk before we go there. [ ellie's dating history is sketchy at best. she's had three girlfriends and dina's the one that's stuck because she forces ellie to face her shit by being sort of the perfect girlfriend. ]

@shivving

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to you maybe
tommy's not half as annoying as you can be

[shivving]

Guess it's all relative

@armd

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it can be both
don't be so testes

thank god

[armd]

hmmm these 'jokes' are getting pretty flaccid

@golfageddon

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it's better than curtis and viper
and no it happened after

*\o/*

[daddinator]

After?
Thought I went straight to bed after

[ He doesn't even remember finishing the movie, let alone going to bed, so clearly not. ]

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[ An immediate follow up message: ]

Blasphemy, by the way

[ About Curtis and Viper.]

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you started it
starship troopers is amazing and you're wrong

[daddinator]

Nope

[ That's a 'nope' to all three of Ellie's highly erroneous points. ]

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see? this is why i don't show you anything
whatever

[ moody teenager mode engage. ]

@pursuitspecial

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i've seen people cut an onion before
it doesn't seem that bad

[pursuitspecial]

So what I'm hearing is you're volunteering for a kitchen duty shift.

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i mean i might fuck up the food for the day
but if you want to prove a point fine

[pursuitspecial]

Nothing to fuck up if they just got you doing the one thing.

Can use a knife, can't you?

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oh trust me, there's a way to fuck it up

[ and she'll find it. ]

to kill infected, yeah